Fox News Comedy Show: Sign of the Apocalypse

by Sheri Divers [courtesy of Blog for America]

Mike Cooper Jr. is the DFA Communications Intern: 

In a land that relys upon the annual technological inventions, where men and women walk around aimlessly, bumping clumsily into one another because eyes are attentively focused on hybrid machine combinations of phones, cameras and electric scissors, the eighth deadliest sin is to not take part in the madness.  

Maybe the Amish are on to something though. I, for one, sympathize for them. Because they will never have to endure this: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0aI9rRYqNg 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNqiC_X9hoY 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdC0iF4xKLM 

Apparently there’s some novel new “comedy” show on the Fox News channel. Television has reached a new low. That’s saying a lot too - think about it. Who would have thought it was possible?  

To think some wizard actually drew this up in secret bunker board room beneath their NYC studios, and his boss green lighted it.

This Red Eye, rumor has it, has been around for months. Like a fatal curse carried by blood, notice of this yarn reached my attention just this week.